Doctor Who??
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what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny


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The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.

up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are


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the-laughing-cactus:

some kids just turned up at my house and i still havent bought any candy so i just gave them random stuff from the pantry and this little girl got an egg and she was so greatful and i didnt know why until i saw heR THROW IT AT THE NEIGHBOURS DOG AND CACKLE MENIACLY AS SHE RAN OFF INTO THE NIGHT HOLYFUCK GUYS I THINK I JUST WITNESSED THE ANTICHRIST


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sloth-grunge:

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geopunk:

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

murder

homiecide


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